Bread: 1 Human: 0

I got it in my head a few weeks ago that I had to make fresh bread. All that carby deliciousness - well, I just had to be a part of it.  No matter that I had never made real bread, with yeast, before. I was on a mission.

I hiked over to the grocery store and bought two packets of active yeast and woke up very early in the morning in anticipation.  My hopes were high.  Presenting the result:

 Yeah, that worked wonderfully.  I knew I was in trouble when the bread barely rose at all.

Fortunately, this turned out better:  Recipe to come in another post.